Debbie Harry claims David Bowie flashed her his penis as a reward for getting drugs

[ReedeFox]

We all know Debbie Harry as the insanely talented singer and party girl but who knew she was also David Bowie’s ‘cock-checker’. In her upcoming new memoir, Blondie claims that David Bowie once whipped out his massive dong as a reward for getting him drugs. 



Blondie writes in her new book ‘FACE IT,’ which is out on Tuesday, that Bowie was "adorable". Here’s the extract from the book about the notorious clock-flashing moment: 
 

One time David and Iggy (Pop) were looking for some blow.
Their connection in New York had suddenly died and they were out.
A friend had given me a gram, but I had barely touched it. I didn’t care for coke too much - it made me jittery and wired and it affected my throat. So I went upstairs with my vast quantity of cocaine and they just sucked it right up in one swoop. After they did the blow, David pulled out his cock - as if I were the official cock checker or something. Since I was in an all-male band, maybe they figured I really was the cock-check lady. It was just very funny. I didn’t touch it. But I did think, well – it's very nice. I don’t know, it’s too bad you can’t ask him.I guess I was sort of flattered, you know? He’s one of the great men that I admire in the music world, clearly a genius.

 


Damn, what a revelation! I love how chilled Debbie was about David Bowie just whipping out his penis. I would’ve had to grab it at least. I mean c’mon, it’s David Bowie!

[StrumSolo]

Bowie is CANCELLED!

[FantasticMR]

Ahhh back when #METOO sounded inclusive and fun.

[mark.s..]

We all know Debbie Harry as the insanely talented singer and party girl but who knew she was also David Bowie’s ‘cock-checker’. In her upcoming new memoir, Blondie claims that David Bowie once whipped out his massive dong as a reward for getting him drugs. 



Blondie writes in her new book ‘FACE IT,’ which is out on Tuesday, that Bowie was "adorable". Here’s the extract from the book about the notorious clock-flashing moment: 
 

One time David and Iggy (Pop) were looking for some blow.
Their connection in New York had suddenly died and they were out.
A friend had given me a gram, but I had barely touched it. I didn’t care for coke too much - it made me jittery and wired and it affected my throat. So I went upstairs with my vast quantity of cocaine and they just sucked it right up in one swoop. After they did the blow, David pulled out his cock - as if I were the official cock checker or something. Since I was in an all-male band, maybe they figured I really was the cock-check lady. It was just very funny. I didn’t touch it. But I did think, well – it's very nice. I don’t know, it’s too bad you can’t ask him.I guess I was sort of flattered, you know? He’s one of the great men that I admire in the music world, clearly a genius.

Damn, what a revelation! I love how chilled Debbie was about David Bowie just whipping out his penis. I would’ve had to grab it at least. I mean c’mon, it’s David Bowie! 

how come when I do that, the cops are called?

[FantasticMR]

The cock or the coke mate? Or both?

[mark.s..]

The cock or the coke mate? Or both?

when I ask blokes if I can look at their cock. but like Debbie-- no touching

[FantasticMR]

The cock or the coke mate? Or both?

when I ask blokes if I can look at their cock. but like Debbie-- no touching 

Ha! Try to be more discrete I reckon. Maybe find the part of town in which fellas who like that sort of thing frequent. I have a very detailed list from my travels should you need it.

[mark.s..]

The cock or the coke mate? Or both?

when I ask blokes if I can look at their cock. but like Debbie-- no touching  

Ha! Try to be more discrete I reckon. Maybe find the part of town in which fellas who like that sort of thing frequent. I have a very detailed list from my travels should you need it. 

 what can be more discrete than ' show us your cock mate'? this list you mention,  does it involve Thailand??

[FantasticMR]

The cock or the coke mate? Or both?

when I ask blokes if I can look at their cock. but like Debbie-- no touching   

Ha! Try to be more discrete I reckon. Maybe find the part of town in which fellas who like that sort of thing frequent. I have a very detailed list from my travels should you need it.  

 what can be more discrete than ' show us your cock mate'? this list you mention,  does it involve Thailand?? 

It doesn't mate, the million to one chance of ending up on the same row of seats as Grand Duke is enough to put me off for life.

[philipl]

Awww FMR, not very nice! Just think 7+hours talking cock.  Herr Briss could possibly advise you.
Duke,s probably a jolly nice fellow in person.