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Dear fucking GOD !!!

• Dear fucking GOD !!!

• Dear fucking GOD !!!

  Hilary Briss > 04/09/2013, 23:04

  https://www.samesexdancefestival.com/home.html
  
  Now obviously all you VIPs will want entry forms and tickets for this splendid celebration of all things sequined. Have no fear, all long term VIPs get 2 tickets to the opening night FOC courtesy of rampant tv.
  
  Any chaps wishing to apply please leave their email addresses in this thread.
  
  more sequined loverlyness here :
  
  
  
  

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  Clitterbug > 04/09/2013, 23:31

  
  
  Ooooh sign me up darling I love it! anyone else who enjoys Same Sex Dancing? should check out Flavia dancing round this big fat owld tart! Ole!

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  Hilary Briss > 05/09/2013, 09:12

  I believe the fMR and dVious foxtrot was the highlight of last years finals - I missed it, but they still talk in hushed voices whenever it is mentioned down the Pink Flamingo. Many a Gaylord was reduced to tears at the sight of our daring duo slithering in unison around the heavily varnished dance floor.

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  StrumSolo > 05/09/2013, 10:35

  We'll never see the like again, that's for sure.

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  Hilary Briss > 05/09/2013, 11:24

  (05/09/2013, 10:35)ScottyRampant Wrote: We'll never see the like again, that's for sure.

  
  Au contraire my bilious viper. Obviously after last years triumph our very own ring burgling brace of cross-dressing nancy boys moved onto bigger and better things, Hollywood beckoned. Butt they are back again this year as celebrity judges for the all important synchronized butt-fist and rim tango finale. The climax of the weekends mincing is to be filmed for TV behind locked doors. No right thinking person wants a re run of last years carnage. Semen is such a persistent stain, and anal ruptures soon start to smart when the lights come back on and you find you have laddered your tights, burst your corset and found your two-step has turned into unprotected bott sex frenzy with the furniture. A chair leg will not respect you in the morning..........
  
  Now our favorite bummer boy dVious has publicly stated his adoration for Simon Cowell many times, so expect a similar performance on the judges panel - harsh butt fair, slightly caustic but ultimately objective and unfathomable. However fMR has always been the camper of the pair, think Danny La Rue with the painter's in, but I just don't see him pulling off Louis Walsh to any kind of climax.........but we live in giddy expectation.
  
  
  :P
  
  
  

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  Clitterbug > 05/09/2013, 13:18

  I was so upset to find id missed the wonderful Miss Dvious in her ball gown and Fmr leading her round the floor in his claw hammer coat :( I was suicidal, but then I found Sky Watersports had some rare footage of Mz Briss practicing for the Mz Wet Underpants competition! pphwwooooaarrrrrr!!!

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  Hilary Briss > 05/09/2013, 14:02

  (05/09/2013, 13:18)clitterbug Wrote: I was so upset to find id missed the wonderful Miss Dvious in her ball gown and Fmr leading her round the floor in his claw hammer coat :( I was suicidal, but then I found Sky Watersports had some rare footage of Mz Briss practicing for the Mz Wet Underpants competition! pphwwooooaarrrrrr!!!

  
  Bastards, that photo is under an injunction TittyFuck, where did you get it ?

• RE: Dear fucking GOD !!!

  Clitterbug > 05/09/2013, 15:13

  I got it from 'Fuck you im alright jack Murdoch' he says stick your injunction up your jacksy, the Leveson inquiry didn't scare him so why should a gay butcher from Royston Vasey?
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