Creepy 37-year-old fat dude says he won't stop until he finds a woman aged 18-22

[ReedeFox]

A creepy 37-year-old dude has been banned from a Starbucks for asking a 16-year-old barista on a date. Lucas Werner, has been trying to find a younger woman for the past five years but isn't having much luck. He says he is sick of 'ageist Millennials' but that he won't stop until he's dating a women born in the 1990s.


 
Lucas admitted that he goes on dating websites and lies about his age to try and meet girls between 18 and 22, but funnily enough he's had no takers yet. Despite countless rejections, Lucas refuses to date anyone over the age of 25, and has posted obsessively about trying to date young women.  Here are just a few of his ramblings:



Lucas also claims that his sperm has curative powers and that 'men over 35 strengthen the immune system of their mates' and that 'women under 26 are the most fertile. Eww. That's some proper Handmaid's Tale shit going on right there. If you thought his Facebook ramblings were bad, check out his creepy video:



Dude needs to pack that in right now. As if some broke-ass fat dude is going to bag himself an 18-year-old hottie. Get the fuck outta here!

[StrumSolo]

Incel nonce.

[FantasticMR]

I love how he's using ageism as a front. It's so funny to see people believing they have others fooled because they've made it about research and a cause. 

It's like when girls on the shows got guys calling telling them that they were photographers and would do shorts for free to help their portfolio. Yeah dude, she's not heard that 100 times before.

Besides, he's clearly had fuck all dating experience. Women in their 20's are usually still a pain in the arse, because generally, they haven't grown up yet.

[GrandDuke]

Interesting that he says that everyone else is ageist apart from himself. That is the main reason why he has not had a date yet. So why is he so obsessed with young girls then?

Surely age does not matter if he is not ageist, so why do they have to be under 25? What a hypocrite. He should try going out with some women in their 50s and then he might see why they might find going out with him less than attractive.

[Jester62]

I love how he's using ageism as a front. It's so funny to see people believing they have others fooled because they've made it about research and a cause. 

It's like when girls on the shows got guys calling telling them that they were photographers and would do shorts for free to help their portfolio. Yeah dude, she's not heard that 100 times before.

Besides, he's clearly had fuck all dating experience. Women in their 20's are usually still a pain in the arse, because generally, they haven't grown up yet.

Hi There FMR.

Your Spot On " Sir " With Your Assessment Of This " Lost Individual."
At 37 Years Of Age He Should Have Got His Life Together.
No Amount Of Female Attention Will Improve His Chances Of A Long Lasting Relationship Because He's All About Himself.
Clearly He Has Not Grown Up. It Seems That His Own " Reality " Has Screwed Him Over,lol.

Regards Jester

[gymaddict69]

To be fair..he is right about one thing. That being, given the day and age with reside in, he is far more likely to actually listen to what an 18 year old girl has to say (should she actually be engaging in proper face to face conversation and not just glaring up from her phone on the very rare occassion). The vibe i get from the average 18 year old guy nowadays is no better so the chances for a proper, meaningful conversation about anything and everything is unlikely to take place. Want that..youre better off with an older fella. Sadly though, if he is dead set on just dating etc..an 18 to 2  year old in this day and age, best he his the gym, his looks and starts flashing the readies as the average (especially) millenial female seems to care little more than these factors. Not gonna lie, yep, i like women 18 and up despite me just about to hit 40 myself. What i don't d though is pigeon hole them or myself to a specific age bracket..theres many an older lady than myself i like as well (and nope..it's not all about the looks with me either..that's not too say though when im in a club of the weekend and im having some gorgeous 19 year old grinding me like she means it that im not thinking this is the best £3 enrty i've spent..well, since the last time i was here haha).