CREEPIEST THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO THEIR PARENTS

[ReedeFox]

Kids can be creepy little shits at times! In the movies there's always a kid talking to a ghost or demon that nobody else can see. It turns out that the movies are more realistic than you think. These parents recollect on the creepiest things their kids have said to them and they're fucking terrifying.


UnfortunateBirthMark - I was tucking in my two year old. He said “Good bye dad.” I said, “No, we say good night.” He said “I know. But this time it’s goodbye.” Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.



Dustcakeboy - My 4 year old nephew was going to his mum with a toy plastic hammer pretending he was going to hit her. My wife said, 'don’t hit your mum with a hammer!' And he denied he was going to, but then he came up to my wife and whispered, if it was a real hammer I would.'



cornponed - When my son was much younger he would talk about the woman who lives in our wall and misses her family. We’d find him upstairs with a pile of blankets just laying there and he’d say he was laying down with the lonely woman.



H0neyBr0wn - I have a 4 year old daughter. My husband and I discussed the possibility of having a younger sibling and how she would feel about it. She said “I would be happy because your other baby will come back.”
I didn’t understand what she meant and asked her to explain what she meant. “Before I was here, they asked me to pick a mommy. I picked you.”

I asked her why and she said, “I picked you because you were sad. Your other baby got sick and you were sad. I picked you to make you happy.”
I just started sobbing at that point. She said “I think that baby will come back and then we can have a boy baby too!” This happened a few days ago. Our daughter does not know that I lost a little boy just before she was conceived. I’m still kind of freaked out, but almost comforted in a way. Maybe he will pick me again…



QuagmireDP - While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, “the man.”To which I replied, “what man?” She then pointed at the closet and said, “the man with the snake neck.” I turn around and nothing was there. I’m afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet.



spacemanjonny - I was babysitting my friend’s toddler once and he drew me a picture. It was basically a squiggle so I asked him what it was and he said “it’s a cat then a vampire” I said ” does the cat turn into a vampire?” and he looked me dead in the eye and said “it does if you do science to it.”



Hopefully my kid never comes out with any stories like this, I'd shit my pants!