A dude in Russia (figures) had to be rushed to hospital after chopping of his own hand whilst tripping balls and putting it in a jar.
Rescue workers were shocked when they entered the home of the man and discovered a bloody trail and a jar with a hand in it. The unnamed man lives with his mum in Russia's south-eastern Khabarovsk Krai region and was high on a synthetic substance when the incident happened. There's isn't too much info on the case but doctors are currently working to try and re-attach his hand.
Maybe he just got sick of his mum nagging him to hoover his room so he thought he'd chop a hand off. It's a bit drastic but a nagging woman can drive a man to despair.