Now clearly places like Southampton and Huddersfield are thoroughly fucking shite, so every credit to the smarty pants that devised a revenue generating scheme to compound the misery of the poor sad saps that live in Crap Towns.
Crap Towns is a great book that tells you how shit these places are, saving you the bother of finding out for yourself. A commendable effort.
https://www.craptownsreturns.co.uk/
I sincerely hope that none of you poor fuckers has the misfortune to hail from the hell holes within, but if you do dont worry the Rampant schedule is looking as hot as ever.....and there is always unleashed to look forward to !
If you do live in a Crap Town dont worry......things can get worse.