CRAP CAR MODS

[Hilary Briss]

'Murica!






This guy had it right.

[FantasticMR]

[StrumSolo]

Yes!

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Wait for it...



Superb.

Never seen one of these Ferraris before.









...but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

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Big pimpin'.


DIY aircon, even bigger pimpin'.


In lieu of actual naked women spread across your bonnet...


You don't see many GTI Ms about.


Or Ford Orion Batmobiles.


Comic fuckin' Sans.

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There's a name for this making-new-cars-look-old-and-shit nonsense. It escapes me, but in this case would it not have been cheaper and far less hassle to just buy a, y'know, original Beetle?



Going for that new Audi LED headlight look. And succeeding it has to be said.



Pretty much the polar opposite of any car you might find under the heading ''Murica'. Still shit though.



Ah, that's better. 'Murica!

[StrumSolo]

Starsky and Hutch innit.



A play for some of that green eco-pussy.



So much of a Grey Goose cunt he's even got a bottle of it on his car. A fucking delight 'up in the club' that one, no doubt.



Just no.



Just why?



Another collab that passed me by.



Weddings, funerals, birthdays... All your fancy occasions covered.

[tiim_]

that top one...what is that a focus estate? A red focus estate, that is perfect for chavvin out, black out the windows and wheels with a paint brush

[StrumSolo]

Spotted this last night at a Co-op garage just outside of Huddersfield.



Now if that numberplate was on a boy racer hot hatch you could forgive it. But a Ferrari? It's already pretty heavily implied, let the car do the work mate!

Though in fairness, his lady was sat in the passenger seat, and did look way out of his league.

So it's done its job I guess.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the iCar.



Nope.



Does sort of give the illusion of speed...



And this is ace. And accurate.