CLONING JOHN LENNON
StrumSolo > 10/04/2014, 18:10
A couple of years ago a Canadian dentist called Michael Zuk paid £20,000 for one of John Lennon's wisdom teeth. Now (well, once the technology's available, could be a bit of a wait) he's planning to clone the Beatles legend and raise him as his son.
Here's Zuk outlining his planned parenting style: "He would still be his exact duplicate but you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes, that kind of thing. But you know, guitar lessons wouldn’t hurt anyone right?"
So far, so good, but the grand vision starts to head south once talk turns to estates and intellectual property... “I don’t think I would be the one, you know, owning his property, he would have the rights when he was old enough to make er, make a claim."
And by the time we get to hearing about his Lennon-clone army ("Well, if it works once it’s going to work again, right?") it's pretty clear that the guy's an evil genius. Or a lunatic. Probably a lunatic.