You might well love him lads.

And say what you want about the guy, there's absolutely no denying his top shagger credentials.

But given his current predicament, surely the last thing he needs is a dose of the venereals as well?

I think this is how we should test the metal of all leaders, make sure they can survive it all. Bit of clap, dose of ronas, maybe a sprinkle of genital warts. If he comes out swinging then he's the leader we need.

Where are my manners?

Boris has the clap ?

Must be a fucking bad case, the kind that them fuckers in the Thai thread bring back from their little trips.

Don't worry everyone we're in safe hands 

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status...4711941121

"Don't worry our overweight, booze nosed PM is from Eton you know. He can ruck with the best of them even global pandemics, barely an inconvenience. Unfortunately the public don't have his Tony the Tiger spirit, we'll pray for you."

#singforthequeen

HAAAAAAAAA!

Facebook's at it again.