Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard team up for College Humor short

Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard team up for College Humor short
Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard team up for College Humor short

StrumSolo > 16/05/2018, 15:26

Remember that story in the news a while back of the woman who tried to board a flight with her 'emotional support peacock'?

You probably didn't realise at the time but it turns out it was a wide-open goal for some relatable Jurassic Park-themed #content. Swap the peacock for a Velociraptor and Bob's your uncle.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, American Airlines have just published a list of animals (emotional support or otherwise) that are banned from their flights.

In full...

Amphibians
Ferrets
Goats
Hedgehogs
Insects
Reptiles
Rodents
Snakes
Spiders
Sugar gliders
Non-household birds (farm poultry, waterfowl, game birds, & birds of prey)
Animals with tusks, horns or hooves (excluding miniature horses properly trained as service animals)
Any animal that is unclean / has an odor

Might want to make a note of that before you set off on your summer holidays, you ridiculous snowflake bastards!
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