Chess genius accused of using anal beads to cheat during tournament |
20/09/2022, 14:01
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Chess genius accused of using anal beads to cheat during tournament
19-year-old Hans Niemann, a chess genius, has been accused of using anal beads to cheat during a tournament. The allegations came after Niemann
managed to beat five-time World Champion player, Magnus Carlsen. I always thought that chess was a bit of a snooze-fest but I stand corrected. Even though Carlsen was a much stronger player and Neilmann was the lowest ranked out of all the competitors, the teen still managed to whoop Carlen's ass at Sinquefield Cup tournament. Shortly after Niemann won, Carlsen withdrew from the championship, which sparked rumours of cheating. It was later alleged that Niemann's win was all down to the strategic buzzes from vibrating anal beads that let him know which moves to make, an allegation that Niemann denies. Niemann addressed the rumours, saying it was a 'targeted attack' designed to 'ruin' his chess career. He also said he'd be willing to play 'naked' to prove his innocence. I mean, unless you're willing to spread your asshole, mate.... Speaking of assholes, Elon Musk even had a few words to say on the matter. Follow me on Twitter: @ReedeFox |
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