Danny Drinkdriver, more like. 

Danny Drinkdriver has been charged with drink-watering.

Danny doesn't Drinkwater, or at least not enough of it, because a large amount of his liquid intake is instead booze.  Lads?

Puns are cool.  But you know what aint?  Operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol.  

The former Leicester midfielder was arrested then bailed after his Range Rover collided with a Skoda in Cheshire in the early hours of Monday morning.  He'll appear at Stockport Magistrate's Court on May 13th.

The probable ban and fine are unlikely to have too much of an effect, but the banter, that'll stay with him forever.

Danny Drinkwater.  Drink-driving.  FFS.

Great comedy write up that this complete cunt does not deserve.

What an absolute nonny wank man. Think we should send him a message from the Rampant Twitter to that effect.

What happen to Danny Drinkwater isn't he still a a Chelsea player he keeps getting trouble all the time, haven't heard anything new about him in a while anyone know what's happened to him and he seems to be kicked out of the England squad.

Complete waste of money Drinkwater has been. Yes he's still on our books though, he played for our U23 team that's the last I heard about him. Went from winning the title at Leicester to flopping with us, then getting loaned out to Villa now he's with our youths being outplayed.

Have to agree couldn't understand why Chelsea bought him for that price tag off Leicester and shocking didn't know where he was since all his troubles surprised he's still there, he need to move on now and that's sad for him having to play them type of games I think its time for him to move on maybe a nice move back to Leicester but can't see it don't think there that dumb. next for him could be a move to the championship maybe derby lol.

I could see why we bought him to be honest, he had a great run in that title winning season for Leicester and we expected him to pick up where he left off. Much bigger pressures when you play for the top clubs though, that's why many players in his position tend to fail.

He won the title but since gone down will with all his trouble that's why I think not a good buy he's not a bad player causes to many issues recently he's had that's why he with the under 21 lol.   Yeah bigger club than Leicester because they expected to win this title compared to Leicester. Yeah seen it a lot at Manchester United tough for so many players.

Chelsea will just have to take a loss and probably release him but don't see that happening. Probably just waiting for his contract to end then no resign him and let him be on his way. At lease Danny is getting a healthy pay check throughput this period regardless of him playing or not

yeah I can see that happening but they could get a couple million if sell at Christmas but who would buy him I'm not sure a low club I think not gunna name anyone as I'm not sure and I agree time for him to go to a new club, yeah annoying for fans but Chelsea got the money so it not that bad hate when they are  like that when they are meant to be good players but more like bench warmers.