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Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

• Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

• Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

  ReedeFox > 06/09/2018, 10:41

  If you're a regular gym-goer and buy into all that protein shake malarky, you're going to want to buy your supplements from a reputable company that is endorsed by some proper hench dudes right?! Well, Charles Bronson considers himself a hench dude, and the fact that he's locked up hasn't stopped him from jumping on the fitness market, with his own range of supplements.
  
  
  
  Although the full range has yet to be revealed for Bronson Fitness Ltd, bosses at the firm wrote on Facebook that the company and its products are '100 per cent backed by Charlie'. They said:
   
  

  Quote:Charlie is very excited about this product launch & fully supports the use of his former name in relation to fitness.

  
  The Facebook post included a self portrait drawn by Bronson (aka Salvador) that shows him telling a mouse to 'shut up' while he plugs the brand. It's proper cringe.
  
  
  
  In case you can't read it, it says "Did Hercules take steroids? What about that Samson geezer? Don't be a mug ... you don't need it...not with Bronson Fitness."  I'll pass, cheers!

• RE: Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

  Jester62 > 06/09/2018, 11:44

  Hi Foxy Lady.
  
  I'll Take Your " Pass " And Raise It By One More.
  
  That's Two " Passes " Any More Out There? LoL
  
  I'm Healthy Enough, Like You Said " Malarky." Is Not Needed.
  
  Regards Jester

• RE: Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

  parkaner > 06/09/2018, 23:35

  Are prisoners allowed this kind of stuff inside? It would be ironic if he was banned from having any of it himself, I would have thought having big tubs of white powder delivered by visitors might arouse too much suspicion.

• RE: Charles Bronson launches his own range of fitness supplements

  ReedeFox > 12/09/2018, 14:02

  (06/09/2018, 23:35)parkaner Wrote: Are prisoners allowed this kind of stuff inside? It would be ironic if he was banned from having any of it himself, I would have thought having big tubs of white powder delivered by visitors might arouse too much suspicion.

  
  Good question. I reckon not all prisoners are allowed but I bet Charlie gets all kinds of special priviliages, which is fucking nuts when you think about it. He's nothing but a violent criminal but he gets treated like some bloody celeb
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