Charles Bronson’s son got himself banned from Sainsbury’s for pranking staff

[ReedeFox]

Charles Bronson’s long lost son was turfed out of Sainsbury’s last week after playing a prank on staff. 


 
46-year-old George Bamby-Salvador apparently had a DNA test a few years ago that proved he was Bronson’s long lost son but  the guy is an utter pleb. He even makes David Brent look cool. Here’s what George said about the prank: 

I’m a bit of a nightmare for winding people up.  What happened is that it was my son’s 18th birthday the next day and my wife asked me to go into Sainsbury’s and pick up a birthday card for him. So I went in and I’d seen this car registration online and I thought it was quite funny – NE14 ABJ. So I thought I could have a laugh with it.

I wrote the number down, went up to the counter, gave her the reg number and she read it out, and as it happened I absolutely pissed myself. Then the security came over and they were all laughing. But they asked me to leave the store. I was literally on the floor laughing. They had to pick me up – and they were pissing themselves as well – and that was it.

I went home and I said to the missus, ‘you’ll never guess what I’ve just done, have a look at this video’.I showed her the video. She said ‘that’s all very good, did you get the birthday card?’.And I went, ‘oh shit, I’ve forgotten’. So I had to go back and go back to Morrisons because I couldn’t go in Sainsbury’s because they actually banned me.

  


I highly doubt that the security guards were pissing themselves laughing. They were probably thinking ‘who’s this utter knob’. I think he’s been taking prank advice from Bart Simpson!

[FantasticMR]

I love how he is beaming with pride at this "amazing stunt" he's pulled by copying something he's seen on the internet. He's not even an original dick head, I could have at least made some peace with it.

[parkaner]

[JamezZ]

How old is this guy supposed to be. It's only barely funny for a bunch of teens hanging out with their mates. He has gone in alone as a middle aged man and 'pissed himself' over that. Wonder what his dad would think