Just because there’s a global pandemic going going on, doesn’t mean the celebs don’t still have important non-coronavirus-related issues to address. Such as Carol Vorderman claiming that people talk more about her ass than her brains.



Former Countdown star, Carol, released a statement to Platinum 10 magazine saying she’d rather people talk about her real asset, her brain. Here’s what she had to say: 
 

Quote:One of the sad things is that people think I am only ever talking about the way I look.
I just choose to pay no attention to it.
I was a free school meals kid.
I got to Cambridge from a comprehensive.
That just didn’t happen in the 70s. 

Now I do a lot of work with kids from a similar background to me.
I have my online maths school, I sell I-don’t-know-how-many education books a year.
But that never gets talked about.Instead it’s, `how big is her bottom?’
I’m not thin but I am a size 10.
I go in at the middle and very much out at the bottom and top.
I put it down to long walks, three gym sessions-a-week and 20,000 squats-a-year.

 
 

I mean your ass is pretty banging, Carol. People are obviously going to talk about it. Also, she may be super brainy but she probably could’ve picked a better time to talk about her ass. But hey, we all need some sexy booty at a time like this!

That's not true at all. Only the other day I was saying how I'd fuck the brains out of Carol Vorderman.

(02/04/2020, 13:20)FantasticMR Wrote: That's not true at all. Only the other day I was saying how I'd fuck the brains out of Carol Vorderman.

Yeah boi

Quote:Carol Vorderman is pissed off that people talk about her ass & not her brains

Wants to put it away and get back on Countdown then doesn't she.

But people did used to admire her for her brain on countdown for all those years. Its her that seems to be obsessed with her own arse.

I dont like her arse.

It's the side on pic that gives it's obscure shape away isn't it. That's a Brazilian butt lift if ever I saw one.

Which by the way is fine if that's what you want but lets not go getting big booty implants and then complaining when people are drawn to the work you've had done.

(03/04/2020, 09:07)FantasticMR Wrote: Which by the way is fine if that's what you want but lets not go getting big booty implants and then complaining when people are drawn to the work you've had done.

Still I'd do her if I had the chance.

Done it.