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Burger King offer women who get pregnant by footballers free Whoppers for life

• Burger King offer women who get pregnant by footballers free Whoppers for life

• Burger King offer women who get pregnant by footballers free Whoppers for life

  StrumSolo > 21/06/2018, 16:37

  See those crazy Russians are up to their old tricks again...
  
  Here's a screenshot of the now deleted ad posted on VK, the Russian equivalent of Facebook.
  
  
  
  Oh, you want a translation?
  
  “Burger King, within the framework of social responsibility, has appointed a reward for girls who get pregnant from the stars of world football. Each will receive 3 million rubles [$47,500] and a lifetime supply of Whoppers. For these girls, it will be possible to get the best football genes, and will lay down the success of the Russian national team on several generations ahead. Forward! We believe in you!"
  
  Everyone* was of course bloody furious, and Burger King have since issued an apology.
  
  I, on the other hand, am jonesing for a bacon double cheeseburger so I think we know who are the real winners here.
  
  *A handful of professionally offended Twitter users

• RE: Burger King offer women who get pregnant by footballers free Whoppers for life

  irishlover > 22/06/2018, 01:12

  Love to do this with Supermac's.

• RE: Burger King offer women who get pregnant by footballers free Whoppers for life

  parkaner > 22/06/2018, 14:43

  The big question this brings up is how many Whoppers is a "lifetime supply" ?
  
  Let's imagine a nubile 20 year old Russian babe who claims the prize.
  She would be hopeful of having another 60 years in her.
  One Whopper a day for 60 years, that sounds like a lot of outlay for the burger chain.
  But aha, here is the cunning ploy :
  
  Eating a Whopper every day is sure to cut your life expectancy considerably so it actually works out a lot less in the end. Happy news for the shareholders there.
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