A man born without a penis has just been given the world's most expensive bionic dick. How pricey can a robot cock be, I hear you ask - and the answer is a whopping £50,000. Wowzers.



Poor Andrew Wardle was born sans penis which meant he was never able to do the things boys spend half their lives doing - masturbating and shagging. Imagine watching Baywaych as a teen and not being able to yank your plank. It doesn't bare thinking about. 44-year-old Andrew successfully underwent the operation at London’s University Hospital on Friday and he’ll then have to wait six weeks before he’s allowed to have sex with his long-term girlfriend Fedra Fabian. He's waited 44 years to have sex - what's another 6 weeks?!

 
The years have been tough for Andrew. He's had multiple operations just so he could pee, and has struggled with depression over the years. Andrew spoke of what he went through:
 

Quote:My GP knew about my depression and suicide attempts. She told me ‘You can’t live like this.’ I thought: "I’ve heard all this before," but she actually got in touch with Mr Wood and said "I’ve got a guy who wants to meet you."

I went down to London and I was so skint I had to sleep on the streets. But it was worth it. Until then everybody had said: "I can’t do anything." But he said: "I can build you a new bladder and my friend can build you a penis."

A surgeon in America told me that it would easily be worth a million dollars - the world’s most expensive penis. I’m very excited that I can move on now. But I think having sex for the first time is more of a big deal for everyone else than it is for me.

I’ve spent 44 years without a penis and I’ve coped with not having sex for all that time. It will take me a while to get in the swing of things. Of course, I’m looking forward to it. But, for me, it’s not the be-all-and-end-all. It’s a by-product of the operation. It will enable me to feel part of society.

I’m very aware that I am half-human half-robot at the moment. I’m like the bionic man. I will even be able to perform if I am drunk.

Wait up. The dr who deals with bionic dicks is called Mr Wood?! Amazing! In all seriousness though, I'm well happy for Andrew. No one should have to go through life missing out on all the enjoyment your genitals bring. Now go and enjoy your £50k cock mate!

Hi There Foxy Lady.

" Good For Him", I Say

Being Anatomicaly Correct Means Everything To Both Genders.
Being Physically Complete Assists With The Emotional Healing Too.
It's Also Allows Him To Complete Part Of His Lifes Journey,
Which Is His Innate Right To Experience Sexual Pleasure.

Foxy Lady : Thank You For Sharing This Mans " Present " Life Story,
My Wife And I Was Genuinely Moved By Your Thread News Coverage.

Regards Jester

(28/06/2018, 00:33)Jester62 Wrote: Hi There Foxy Lady.

" Good For Him", I Say

Being Anatomicaly Correct Means Everything To Both Genders.
Being Physically Complete Assists With The Emotional Healing Too.
It's Also Allows Him To Complete Part Of His Lifes Journey,
Which Is His Innate Right To Experience Sexual Pleasure.

Foxy Lady : Thank You For Sharing This Mans " Present " Life Story,
My Wife And I Was Genuinely Moved By Your Thread News Coverage.

Regards Jester

Spot on dude. It's amazing that he's finally getting the chance to lead a normal and full life that the rest of us take for granted.