BRISS NEEDS A DICTATOR WAGON

[StrumSolo]

Perusers of this particularly dark forum recess may be aware of Briss' political ambitions. He's spoken of writing a manifesto and running for Prime Minister but lets not kid ourselves, a man with such a penchant for the imperial land-grab is only ascending one way, by means of the bloody coup.

Commander(?) Briss is going to need some transportation though, and nothing says inequality and oppression of the masses like a Dictator Wagon. I'll nominate these:



What would you have him be ferried around in?

[Clitterbug]

He could borrow this from his nephew!

[Outlaw87]

[Hilary Briss]

I'll take the Grosse please. It is the only way to travel. But not the one that infernal oink Jay Kay managed to devalue so magnificenly.......

[StrumSolo]

I'll take the Grosse please. It is the only way to travel. But not the one that infernal oink Jay Kay managed to devalue so magnificenly.......

Is this the one?

He really is a prick.

[Clitterbug]

Alas The Briss has ideas above its station, it was born to a parlour maid who worked at 'tit big ouse' and was raped by a visiting minor Royal, to stave embarassment she was sent away to work in a cotton mill in Styal but the Briss being a bastard Royal wasnt happy with his hand full of gruel, there was 'trouble at mill' and they both decended into the cruel world of a Salford workhouse! this is where the Briss first started to document the life of a 'snotty lickle urchin' it wrote 'Moon Kamp' and plotted the map back to what it thinks is its birthright, a place at the big table at Buck Pal, in fact it thinks it belongs at the head of the table and plans to overthrow Her Maj and co. This must be stopped at ALL cost, if it is allowed to gain the thrown it will destroy 'This Sceptered isle, this England' it will change all the pub names 'Tit Rovers' have us all walking like Liam Gallagher and put Bollex Fergussons head on the money!
The Briss must be extinguished, take the bastard out an hang it from the nearest lamp post till its dead!

[Hilary Briss]

Steady Crapperslug, looks like you have been at the grog again.

Now I know you scouse heathens see yourselves as ungovernable, but mark my words, anyone who refers to their fellow chap as "la" will be first against the wall when the glorious day arrives.

Furthermore the M58, M62 and M57 will all be bricked up at the approprite junctions, and that Ferry will be taking it's last trip across that effluent flow known as The Mersey.

I will allow Derek Hatton to make a triumphant return as your spiritual leader, and the first episode of Brookside will be played on a loop on all available TV channels in the greater merseyside area. I will cancel all kerb tripping claims forthwith, and make possesion of "lecky" stealing devices punishable by suspention of benefits and re homing in an area where getting a job is not impossible.

That"ll learn em.

[StrumSolo]

Don't forget about the chipped Sky boxes, Briss.

And what of the hubcaps? Won't someone think of the hubcaps?

[StrumSolo]

And can we see an end to minute's silences at Anfield for trivial matters such as Steven Gerrard's nan's cat dying?

[Clitterbug]

Herr Briss, you go right ahead and brick up the M'ways it will stop the droves of the historically abused by Cyril Smith/Stewart Hall et all seeking solice in a heaven of loving mothers and not the kind who left you wrapped in swaddling on the steps of the workhouse! dont forget to dam the Manchester Shit canal aswell!
Also please stop touting Lowry as a genius! he isnt, he was just a scruffy old tramp who sat 'outside factree girts, pirntin match stalk men n matchstak cats nt dogs, pirntin kids ont corner ot strirt sparkint cloggggs'
And tell Morrisey sticking a few flowers up his arse and wailing about not being able to go out coz he has nothing to wear or hangig DJs dosnt make him a credible artiste!

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And can we see an end to minute's silences at Anfield for trivial matters such as Steven Gerrard's nan's cat dying?

Scotty that cat was the most talented cat manchester ever saw! it appeared at the beginning of every episode of Corry for years and deserved its minute silence for going 'up tit manchester to jump of tit wall in tit ginnel'?