Billionaire dies of a heart attack during penis enlargement surgery

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What do you get the man who has everything? A bigger dick of course! At least that’s what one billionaire decided to treat himself to after feeling self-conscious about his knob for far too long. Stupidly however, he waited until he was 65 to get the surgery which we all know is pretty risky at that age. 

 

Diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniado decided to have penis enlargement but sadly he had a heart attack while under anaesthesia and died. His mate said the following about his billionaire pal: 
 

He was always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.
The Argentinian, that is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a tango dancer.
He was very short and the only time he wasn’t preoccupied was when he asked his accountant to read the details of his bank statement to him in front of his staff.

 
Damn, I guess the saying ‘money can’t buy happiness’ is pretty apt in this case. He also sounded like a bit of a twat for reading his bank statements out to his staff. I think the moral of the story here is to be grateful for the cock you’ve got, because striving for a better one can quite literally kill you.