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Battle of the Yogurt Queens

• Battle of the Yogurt Queens

• Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  parkaner > 27/10/2016, 15:37

  Wow, it hardly seems a year since the last one, but the nominations have just been announced for Yogurt Eater of the Year
  
  Will Martine Mc the Cut(cheon)?
  
  
  
  Has Nicole got this licked?
  
  
  
  Is Denise Van Out-en the lead?
  
  
  
  Or is Amanda Holden' the key to success?
  
  
  
  Find out soon.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  StrumSolo > 27/10/2016, 15:56

  Strong shortlist this year, too close to call.
  
  But I suppose in many ways they're all winners really.  On TV, getting in to favourable scrapes with their pots and their spoons...  What a life!
  
  On that note, i'm off to buy myself a Muller Corner. With any luck my circumstances will improve immeasurably. I'll keep you posted.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  Hilary Briss > 28/10/2016, 11:32

  (27/10/2016, 15:56)ScottyRampant Wrote: Strong shortlist this year, too close to call.
  
  But I suppose in many ways they're all winners really.  On TV, getting in to favourable scrapes with their pots and their spoons...  What a life!
  
  On that note, i'm off to buy myself a Muller Corner. With any luck my circumstances will improve immeasurably. I'll keep you posted.

  
  Mullared in a corner more like.
  
  Faggot.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  parkaner > 28/10/2016, 14:24

  Oh dear, I think I remember reading in the Daily Mail this morning that the British Yoghurt Foundation have lodged an official complaint into the spelling of the word 'yogurt' in the competition title.
  
  They say it is an obvious American bias to leave out the letter 'H' from it, and the conspiracy is that the whole thing has been set up for Nicole to win.
  
  Well, I wouldn't complain if she won, after all, who else does their own stunts in their ads? Nicole took a great risk when she fell backwards off her chair in that one with the strawberry syrup.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  StrumSolo > 28/10/2016, 14:33

  (28/10/2016, 11:32)Hilary Briss Wrote:

  (27/10/2016, 15:56)ScottyRampant Wrote: Strong shortlist this year, too close to call.
  
  But I suppose in many ways they're all winners really.  On TV, getting in to favourable scrapes with their pots and their spoons...  What a life!
  
  On that note, i'm off to buy myself a Muller Corner. With any luck my circumstances will improve immeasurably. I'll keep you posted.

  
  Mullared in a corner more like.
  
  Faggot.

  
  I don't know what this means.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  StrumSolo > 28/10/2016, 14:43

  (28/10/2016, 14:24)parkaner Wrote: Oh dear, I think I remember reading in the Daily Mail this morning that the British Yoghurt Foundation have lodged an official complaint into the spelling of the word 'yogurt' in the competition title.
  
  They say it is an obvious American bias to leave out the letter 'H' from it, and the conspiracy is that the whole thing has been set up for Nicole to win.
  
  Well, I wouldn't complain if she won, after all, who else does their own stunts in their ads? Nicole took a great risk when she fell backwards off her chair in that one with the strawberry syrup.

  
  I hope they're successful and common sense prevails. That'll teach the diversity-obsessed liberal elites.
  
  If you ask me Brexit can't come soon enough.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  Clitterbug > 28/10/2016, 14:58

  Personally i dont much care who wins the battle of 'Sour Milk' fkin Mesopitamians coming over here n stealing our dairy heards BC!
  Whats wrong with a bit of good hard stale cheddar i ask you?
  The more pressing matter is, is it pronounced yOghurt as in lOg or yOghurt as in lOW?
  You may also notice there im NOT dropping the 'H' them no good Yankies bastardising Mother English!!!

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  parkaner > 29/10/2016, 13:18

  I've got the new tv listings mag this morning and I cannot see when they are showing this award ceremony.
  
  So I called the Danone freephone customer helpline, and they told me it was on Yesterday.
  Typical, I said, that means I've missed it.
  No, the helpful lady said, it's the channel called Yesterday.
  Oh silly me!
  Turns out it's actually on tomorrow. I can't find that one on my channel list, might have to do a re-scan.

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  StrumSolo > 31/10/2016, 14:26

  Been on the 'yogurts' (joke) for a few days now, but have to say that as yet I've seen next to no improvement in my fortunes.
  
  Went for a multipack of Scherzinger-esque Greeks with strawberry syrup, in the hope that picking one of your more aspirational styles would speed things along somewhat.  
  
  So now i'm wondering whether I made a mistake choosing the LIDL own-brand rather than shelling out for something more well-known.  Does this make a difference, or do I just need to be patient?  Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
  
  Thanks in advance,
  
  Scott

• RE: Battle of the Yogurt Queens

  FantasticMR > 31/10/2016, 14:33

  Is Scherzinger still in the running what with being dead and all in her latest ad? Of course she still manages to trip and get yoghurt on her face so she's still pedalling it but are we going to have a 'Heath Ledger, Oscars' kind of scenario? She is a clear front runner.
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