'BABY, YOU MAKE ME WISH I HAD THREE HANDS'

[StrumSolo]

Hmmm, maybe not...

Meet Jasmine Tridevil, a 21-year old from Florida who's gone Totally Recall and spent $20,000 on a third breast.



She's also hired a film crew to document her 'struggles' and is hoping to become a reality TV star.



Now if you were wondering why this sort of thing isn't more common, it's basically because the vast majority of surgeons would refuse to carry out procedures that are harmful to 'human dignity'.

Still, Jasmine found one (anonymous) so we'll just have to live with it.

All that's left now is to ask that eternal question, the one on everyone's lips... Would you?

[Potato]

We just need to get Arnold Schwarzenegger to Mars now...

[Hilary Briss]

FAKE.

You silly boy.

[lossiefox]

This has been proven as a fake after she was stopped by customs and a prosthetic boob was found in her luggage

[bambatta]

Fake or not, would any of us feel able enough to handle 3 boobs? It's just not right............. It has to be 2 or 4 or if your
lucky maybe even 6.............

[Jester62]

She Happens To Be The Product Of , Post Modernism Tv , A False View Of Life From The Media , Celebrity Idolism ,
She Must Be " Suffering " But Yet Does Not Know The Real Cause ,
This Young Lady Needs " Serious " Help , Before Her Squewed View On Life Takes " It "
Regards Jester

[gymaddict69]

It does beg the question why would she want to. By all appearances shes kinda fit. Its safe to assume the same was the case when she had two so why the third. Honestly, i think it would just get in the way. Its a shame she felt the need.

[Clitterbug]

3 tits, mere bagatelle! in the final instalment Bilbo Battles with his 5 Armies!

[Clitterbug]

I know this bitch only has 2, im just adding it coz it made me laugh.

[care3]

Well whoever marries that woman will certainly be a lucky guy I mean having two breasts to get your hands on is good but three!! It will make the four play it whole lot more interesting lol.