Pikey.

(25/03/2011, 11:18)Hilary Briss Wrote:

I banged you mum in the back of that caravan funnily enough. Not sure it was the right thing to do though as owing to previous conversations 'm uncerstain she can legally consent! :D

Pizza boy...you are clearly a virgin.

The closest you have come to sex (with an actual living concious femail) was when you delivered a thin n crispy to Dock St Annie and she mistook you for a punter.

Thankfully she realised her error before you were expected to raise your game and mankind was saved the dreadful prospect of you procreating.

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(26/03/2011, 08:30)keithsfolly Wrote: https://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1756/lolids.jpg

Ha! Well not doing themselves any favours!

Dear oh Dear keithsfolly, that was a rather pathetic attempt to get the thread back on topic.

We were quite happy arguing over whose mum was the best shag. I think we decided that FantasticMr's mum puts out the most, but is the least enjoyable cos of her sif and warts.

Oi oi oi, how did I get dragged into all this? My mothers a Saint! A Saint damn you.

Should we not have a "your mum" thread? Or would that just be pics of Briss' mum?

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(28/03/2011, 17:20)Matts Dad Wrote: Should we not have a "your mum" thread? Or would that just be pics of Briss' mum?

Well you might be matts dad, but I heard that yo mama is so fat that she could not even get a job on 40+ !