RE: ASHES THIRD TEST: PERTH
RussyRover > 14/12/2013, 03:48
Ho ho ho, second over of the day after a maiden by Anderson and Johnson edges one to the keeper... Johnson c Prior b Broad 39 (Aus 326-7)
Only 3 more to go and this may be a match after all... Siddle can be a thorn in the side, but lately his wicket has gone cheaply, so lets hope the English bowlers don't go and get all 'excited' again and start bowling loads of short balls... Line and length chaps, line and length....
Oh, and they just showed the temperature on the scoreboard thingy they have, it showed 40.5 degrees.... damn hot, send a few degrees over here lads, we'll be mighty grateful for them...
Hang on, there's a sound like an inside edge as Smith dabs at a ball from Anderson, the on field umpire says not out but there is a slight mark on hot spot, and snicko also suggests it is a hit... Yep that's another wicket and Anderson's first, Smith c Prior b Anderson 111 (Aus 338-8), 12 runs added and 2 wickets in the first 20 odd minutes.. 2 more lads, just 2 more to get... Harris and Siddle now at the crease...
An edge from Harris goes flying past the outstretched hands of slip and not for the first time today, just get someone else in there, England would be off the field by now if they had, and getting ready to bat themselves.... oh the beauty of hindsight...
A shout for out as it seems Harris is caught, but replays show it was off front, then back pads, and missed the bat...
There's still a gap between slip and gully, and there goes another edge for 4, WTF England, get a fuckin 4th slip in there you retards!!!!!
So what happens, they take gully away, and a chance goes flying through there.... Here he comes back in. I don't know where Cook's head is this morning, or the bowlers. Do they really want to take these last 2 wickets???
Yay, at last another chance and gully is still there this time to take it, as Harris fails to make another sizable contribution... Harris c Root b Anderson 12 (Aus 354-9). It's still roughly par score at the moment, finish it off now and England can be relatively happy this morning... That is until we start to bat and probably fuck it up big time...
At last... Brezzie gets his first wicket as he gets Siddle to edge it to the keeper, Siddle c Prior b Bresnan 21 , which means AUSTRALIA 385 all out from 103.3 overs... That's easily 30 or so runs that shouldn't have been scored and 40 minutes where England should already be batting.. Poor Captaincy and field placement for me this morning, and if you look at the Aussie scorecard you won't find a single duck, in fact there is only 1 in single figures.... How many 0's do you think will litter the English card???
Also, they now need to remember how the ball has been finding the edges this morning. I'm damn sure Mitchell Johnson has been noticing, and he'll be licking his lips to get stuck in early...
and they showed the Weatherwall again, it's now 42.8 degrees... Sweaty crotch time...