Sounds like an offer to me Scotty? Though I could think of nothing worse than going to a place call Old Trafford

- no, I'm not a United fan...
So after that convincing win with 4 balls to spare on day 4, what did the Captain's have to say after England have now won the last four Ashes Tests, and five of the last six.
Alastair Cook played down talk of the whitewash - "It is certainly too early," he said. "But it is a winning habit."
"We won't be taking anything for granted or taking our foot off the pedal. That is not how this England side works."
He added: "At certain moments in this game we were right under the cosh, but it is to the credit of the players that they dealt with those moments.
"We have to give credit to the way we bowled in the first innings. Our bowlers have dug us out.
"A few of the boys were keen to finish it tonight and we just about got there in the end."
On the other side, Michael Clarke is still upbeat - well he has to be really hasn't he, especially on the record...
"I am still confident we can win this series. I heard a lot of the crowd laugh when I said that but we have seen just about all our top order can make a fifty; we need someone to go on and make a hundred.
"But I don't want to take any credit away from England. They have outplayed us in both Test matches.
"We need to perform better to win this third Test. We will do everything we can to win. We have plenty of talent. The boys can do it; it is just about doing it consistently."
"We let ourselves down. We have plenty of experience in our top seven but our shot selection was poor and we just did not have the discipline England had.
"The boys fought well today but I am most disappointed with our performance in the first innings with the bat. You have to bat for long periods to make runs."
Away from the Captain's , Darren Lehman admits his batsmen have to make immediate improvements in the Ashes series.
Now that has to be one the biggest understatements of all time !!!!
"We've certainly got to bat better, 55 overs in the first innings is not acceptable so we've got to get better at batting full stop," Lehmann said.
"I felt sorry for the bowlers, they only got three and a half hours off."
The tourists have gone 10 Tests without a top three batsman making a century.
"One thing you don't see in Test cricket any more is draws"
"Years ago it would be 500 versus 500, now it's a case of getting the game moving forward, everyone is doing that, but you still have to have the ability to bat eight to 10 hours as a batsman and we certainly aren't doing that as a team, let alone a batsman," he added.
•Australia's top six have made five fifties between them in the two Ashes Tests, with Phil Hughes's 81 at Trent Bridge their only score higher than 54.
•In contrast, England's top six have posted seven scores in excess of 54, including three centuries.
"The bowling's fine we've just got to get our batting right, but we're all going in the same direction so that's the pleasing thing and at this time we've got to stick together as best we can."
So that's the 'official' statements, what's being said behind closed doors is another thing... Isn't it nice to see the Aussies squirm for a while :)