Arriving in England a revolutionary but, with the passage of time, finding that you'd lost your edge as others cottoned on to your once ground-breaking techniques?  

Making the same mistakes year-on-year and stubbornly refusing to change tack, despite pleas from an ever-more desperate and irate fanbase?

Zero league titles in your final 14 years as Arsenal manager! Mate!

No, it was the zips that gave Arsene Wenger the yips.  As he shall explain in this interview with Andy Gray and Richard Keyesie.



Don't underestimate that shit, I guess.

If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in this piece, please don't hesitate to seek help from your favoured sportswear manufacturer.  It's OK to not be OK.

Not a big fan of Arsenal but I feel a bit sorry for Wenger. Could have probably retired a club legend and even had a statue or something, but waited too long that everything good he did amounts to little in the end.