Arriving in England a revolutionary but, with the passage of time, finding that you'd lost your edge as others cottoned on to your once ground-breaking techniques?
Making the same mistakes year-on-year and stubbornly refusing to change tack, despite pleas from an ever-more desperate and irate fanbase?
Zero league titles in your final 14 years as Arsenal manager! Mate!
No, it was the zips that gave Arsene Wenger the yips. As he shall explain in this interview with Andy Gray and Richard Keyesie.
Don't underestimate that shit, I guess.
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