Almost everyone has been in the situation where they've needed to take a dump while out in public, but as a civilised society, we generally wait until we reach a bathroom. Failing that, an alleyway or behind a bush will do. What we don't do is squat down in a restaurant, take a shit on the floor and lob it at the waiter. That's just rude!
One woman needed a lesson or two is social etiquette as she was caught on CCTV strolling into Tim Horton’s restaurant in Canada and started having an argument with the waiter. Apparently they refused to let her use their toilet as she hadn't purchased anything and looked a bit mental, which proved to be a correct assumption because in a fit of rage, she squats down, shits on the floor, scoops it up and flings it at the poor waiter. She then grabs some napkins, wipes her ass and then starts rubbing the shit-smeared napkins all over the restaurants counter top. Vom.
There are very few things that separate us from apes and this bitches antics aren't helping. Thankfully, the Canadian Mounted Police turned up and arrested the filthy cow. Remind me never to eat at Tim Horton's should I ever visit Canada.