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AND THE BEST NEWCOMER AWARD GOS TO

• AND THE BEST NEWCOMER AWARD GOS TO

• AND THE BEST NEWCOMER AWARD GOS TO

  Clitterbug > 14/08/2013, 10:17

  May I propose an award for the best newcomer, an award for outstanding achievements in the face of adversity, an award for a man amongst men who has resisted the sometimes overwhelming gravity towards the smuttier {and lets face it, its almost all smut} side of this forum, a man who has made numerous posts and kicked off a positive plethora of new threads in sport football, cricket, tennis, tiddly winks the list gos on. Now I don't want you to think im a total sycophant I don't want to touch his bum or anything, god knows I have enough trouble with my own what with the ceramic tiles and the problematic hair growth middle age testosterone brings, its not only your ears nostrils and eyebrows that suddenly take on a life of their own, may I at this point thank my barber Jack for closing the salon for an hour on the 1st Saturday of every month to style my bottom! and apologise for the pickled eggs and Guinness gas leakage at my last trim, oh and thanks again for the lollipop you gave me or keeping still, I digress. Back to the point, the award gos to someone who has not only devoted many an hour but has resisted the urge to weigh in his hard earned points, he STILL has his 500! ladies gentlemen and in between {Briss} I give you Mr ScottyRampant!

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  Hilary Briss > 14/08/2013, 10:23

  He wont be using his points.
  
  He is awaiting the return of the Lady boy channel.
  
  You too have noticed the lack of interest from scottyboi in the titties ?

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  StrumSolo > 14/08/2013, 10:38

  Oh wow, I truly never expected to win. Thank you so much. This beautiful (and to scale) cock trophy will take pride of place on my mantelpiece.
  
  So many people to thank! God, obviously. Clitterbug, especially for that outline of your anal grooming regime there, put me off my Ricicles a treat! FMR, for showing that being a gay fox is no obstacle to getting on in the world, you're an inspiration to us all. Outlaw, for showing that being Scottish is no obstacle etc, etc...
  
  RussyRover, your knowledge of cricket and accumulators has been an education. And Briss, hang in there brother/sister, you'll find an agreeable gender eventually. Shout-outs to Chub and Darth too!
  
  And those 500 points, I'm waiting for Briss' mum to make her debut. They'll soon evaporate.

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  Clitterbug > 14/08/2013, 13:18

  Scotty im sorry I put you of your ricicles I was just trying to impart a little knowledge that will stand you in good stead for the future, forewarned is forearmed! always stick to the same barber it will be easier to discuss your impending hirsute problem, when the time comes don't just let him have free range around your catflap! study the brochure and choose a style I was going to go for the Kevin Keegan perm circa 1977 but in the end opted for blonde highlights and a mullet, now in a certain light you would swear my arse was childrens entertainer Pat Sharp. As for the dilemma of what to do with your points, well its been mentioned you may use them on lady boys! or you say you may save them for Brisses mum! may I suggest you ask The Boss will he trade them for ARGOS vouchers and get this, then you and your mates can get out while the sun shines and give them balls a good walloping!
  

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  StrumSolo > 14/08/2013, 13:39

  Pat Sharp you say? Magnificent. Have Melanie and Martina shown an interest yet? That has to be the aim, surely.
  
  

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  StrumSolo > 14/08/2013, 13:39

  Though I have to say, they seemed a lot fitter than that when I was a nipper.

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  Clitterbug > 14/08/2013, 13:42

  Id like them to be interested unfortunately they say my breath stinks! so I just had them tattooed either side of my rancid old orifice, that pic is like looking in a mirror!

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  Clitterbug > 14/08/2013, 20:29

  
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