AMAZON DELIVERY DRIVER TAKES A SHIT IN CUSTOMERS DRIVEWAY

[ReedeFox]

When you order a parcel from Amazon the last thing you expect to find is a turd in a bag. One customer got the shock of his life when he came home to find a carrier bag of human shit in his driveway. 



Rather than getting his package, Andrew Wingrave said his 14-year-old son saw the Amazon delivery guy on the family's home CCTV camera squatting on the driveway taking a dump.



Andrew said:

My 14-year-old son Mason came home from school to see the Amazon guy squatting on our drive.
He did a poo into a bag, wiped with orange calling cards, then drove off leaving his special delivery for all to see.
I was appalled and presumed it was a wind up. It’s unbelievable. I lost a kidney through a cancer battle.
What if I contracted hepatitis C from the driver through an infection? His actions could have killed me.

Alright, calm down dude. I know it's fucking revolting but it's not going to kill you. Not unless you plan on eating it?! Apparently two Amazon employees were later sent round to clean up the turd and now the company are investigating the incident. When Andrew finally received the package he was supposed to get, he said:

I’m just delighted it wasn’t another turd.

You would be pretty ecstatic to be fair.

[Hilary Briss]

Fucking low expectations that fella.

[ReedeFox]

He was probably a peasant who didn't have Prime.

[Hilary Briss]

He was probably a peasant who didn't have Prime.

Can you do that ?

[FantasticMR]

"He did a poo into a bag, wiped with orange calling cards, then drove off leaving his special delivery for all to see.
I was appalled and presumed it was a wind up. It’s unbelievable. I lost a kidney through a cancer battle."

I really thought for a 2nd he was claiming that the cancer and kidney loss were caused by the Amazon driver.

[gymaddict69]

Wouldnt have happened if he had his order delivered by Drone (actually, theres a heck of an idea for a prank..writes down lol). Suppose the drivers are only human with the need to eventually curl one out. Suppose what are the options (assuming the van isnt fitted with a bog of some description, suspect the drivers have to work long hours and if theres not a public lav in ear shot..suppose the poor individual could ask the occupier of the address they are delivering to if they could use their lav..that said, in this day and age).