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  hornyboy360 > 13/01/2013, 18:12

  I have been watching Hannah Martin all day, she is so hot. I only wish she had less clothes on. I would love to see her tight asshole and sweet little pussy. Even with clothes on though, I am still enjoying wanking over her and thinking of all the things that I want to do to her. [img]https://[/img] [img]https://[/img]

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  lorensimon > 13/01/2013, 18:15

  :P holy moly , you ... lil perv hornyboy ... lol mate :D

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  Clitterbug > 13/01/2013, 21:42

  Re All Day Wank, that reminds me of a night i had about 10 years ago, i was out on the ale with a few m8s an one of them told us he had been prescribed with some Viagra, at that time they were expencive but he had got them from the 'sexual health clinic' in town and had a dozen 100mg tabs, i got him a whisky with his pint and convinced him he didnt need them all! im what 'hotknob' calls an owld cunt but my tackle is still working alright 'touch wood' if youll parden the pun lol! but i was dying to try 1, i paced myself on the ale an managed to get home pretty much sober with a bottle of wine and some nuts/crisps for my good lady im quite the old romantic on the side, ahem! anyway i dropped my happy pill n force fed my judy with wine n crisps till she could resist me no longer, when she finally let mount her i had a dick like an oak rolling pin! i wont go into detail about my expert love making techniques, dont wanna be demoralising any mere mortals out there! hahaha, suffice to say by the time id ploughed her for the third time she lay there sobbing n begging me to stop, hahaha! but i still had a dick you could hang a wet donkey jacket off! i some how managed to get asleep but when i woke on sunday morning the bed was empty, she had fucked off to her ma's she'd probably noticed i STILL had a hard on an couldnt take anymore lol! i just lay there an thought about changin my name to PRIAPUS!!! then went for a sunday afternoon pint, thankfully the little feller went slack enough for me to piss! so beware! dont take a 100mg Viagra tab if you have work to go to the next day!

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  Nav852 > 14/01/2013, 21:00

  Lmao what a quality read... can't stop laughing

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  Clitterbug > 15/01/2013, 14:15

  This is the afore mentioned PRIAPUS! a Greek fertility god with a permenant hard on

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  Redman > 15/01/2013, 21:46

  Nothing to do with the ancient King Priam of Troy then, who had fifty sons and daughters?
  I reckon he'd need a near permanent hard on to father those kids.

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  Clitterbug > 15/01/2013, 22:04

  Hmm you might have something there mate, but i always thought he was a fertility god, n when i went to find a pic it said Priapus god of fertility, so maybe he was the son of the guy who had 50 sons n daughters? dunno ill have a look into that, something to do!

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  Redman > 15/01/2013, 22:36

  King Priam and Priapus were different beings, just similar names I think mate. Bit of a coincidence that one had 50 kids and the other was a fertility god.

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  RussyRover > 15/01/2013, 23:15

  lol, hope you lot watched the film Troy? Priam indeed was the King and father of Paris and Hector... although why they picked Peter O'Toole to play him them, mind after fathering 50 children, you would look a bit haggard!!!
  https://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/475706/Priam
  
  
  Priapus
  https://www.theoi.com/Georgikos/Priapos.html
  
  
  for any reading that are interested :-)

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  Clitterbug > 15/01/2013, 23:25

  Russy it was a typo in casting they thought he was Peter of Tool!
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