ADVERTS WITH TWINS
StrumSolo > 03/01/2014, 16:05
Which seems to be most of them lately...
GAVISCON
One of them has heartburn, one of them indigestion, sometimes the other way round, sometimes both. So many combinations it's hard to know where you stand. The only thing that we can know with any level of certainty is that they're both pricks, consistently.
TWIX
Earl and Seamus are just brothers of course, but left Twix and right Twix are definitely twins (the clue's in the name). Identical ones at that, so the suggestion here that you should pick a side seems pretty fucking pointless. There was probably a vote on Facebook, and everyone who took part were Prix.
CITROEN
You spent the first 15 years of your life in matching jumpers, but now you're older you can strike out on your own, buy any car you want... Or both buy DS3s and show your individuality by picking different colours, either/or. Still, at least they're hot.
NATWEST
Is this some sort of Sliding Doors alternate reality fantasy where a single event sends our heroine down wildly different paths? Nope, just twins, really individual twins. One of them's even a lesbian, how modern.
WARBURTON'S
Creepy little fucks.
DORITOS
You'll spend most of this one thinking that the difference between these twins is that one of them eats Doritos quickly while the other takes his time. Until the hilarious twist, that is.
NIVEA
Stop fucking about with your shit moisturiser and take a leaf out of your twin's book, dickhead! I thought they were meant to be telepathic anyway?
VODAFONE
"I'm adopted!" Doubtful.
And finally, DUREX
1998 had it right. Bring back 1998.