Adult toy company is looking for sex doll testers

[ReedeFox]

If you're stuck in a rut in your current job, I have just the thing that will give you that work satisfaction you've always craved..literally!



One company is offering one lucky applicant the chance to test out the latest sex dolls, and all for a decent salary of 35k. Adult toy company, Silicone Sex World is looking for someone to work out of their London-based office.



The role offers flexible working hours, 22 days holiday a year, a free gym membership and even a company mobile phone. To be in with a chance of landing the job, you just need to like sex dolls and not be a total weirdo. Here's what the official ad said on the companies website:

 

Have you ever dreamed of job testing one of the most advances ADVANCED sex products on the planet? We are looking to add a new member to our team to help with new produce PRODUCT innovations, as well as quality control and testing of our current product ranges.

Richard Thorne, the company's marketing manager, said:
 

This is an exciting time for the business. Interest in our products is going steadily and this will be a hugely important role. It'll make sure we maintain the quality of our offering and it'll also help us innovate in a competitive market.

Sounds like the job of a lifetime!

[gymaddict69]

Flippin eck..where do i sign up. Single fella, not a weirdo, never tried a sex doll but do consider myself a very fast learner who, lets face it, would find little if no cause to whinge in any capacity about this particular job. On a lighter note, it mentions being part of a team? is it safe to assume that you get some degree if privacy if literally working at your place of work (or wiill it be some kind of communal room where theres several of you, err, testing, in the same work space..could make for awkward break time chat). Also, if working at the office and theres several of you, would you receive a fresh, err, product to test or would you pass the doll around the testers (you wouldnt want to be the the 7th extra sloppy tester lol).