A Serious Question for Major Briss

A Serious Question for Major Briss
A Serious Question for Major Briss

Clitterbug > 08/11/2015, 13:56

Dear Major, ive just had my kippers for breakfast like every other good English man on this most solemn of days.
As i listened to Dimblebys dulcet tones announcing each Regiment as they gave the salute to Old Phillip, i heard in the background the marching band was playing Colonel Bogey, i sung along with great gusto but in the back of my mind i wondered.

A) Did Hitler only have one ball?
B) And if so how did the 'other one' end up in the Albert Hall?

Of all the old soldiers i could think of who may be able to answer this query Major Briss sprung to mind.
Please Sir, put my mind at rest
Thanking you in advance
Private Bug.
RE: A Serious Question for Major Briss

Hilary Briss > 09/11/2015, 12:53
RE: A Serious Question for Major Briss

Clitterbug > 09/11/2015, 13:14

That explains a lot.
Pre menstrual tension can cause even the most timid of ladies invade Poland.

So are you saying 'He' never lost a ball, more 'She' had one attached?
And that still dos'nt answer the question of the 'Other One' ending up in the Albert Hall?
RE: A Serious Question for Major Briss

Hilary Briss > 09/11/2015, 13:19
RE: A Serious Question for Major Briss

Hilary Briss > 09/11/2015, 13:28
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