A petition has been started to stop James Corden from moving back to the UK

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If you hate the pudding-faced bellend that is James Corden, you might want to consider signing the petition that was created to try and block him from moving back to the UK. After Corden announced that he was going to be leaving his gig as a presenter in America, Brits started to panic that his next move was to return to Blighty.



One person was having none of it so they started a petition. Here’s what the petition has to say:
 

Eight years ago, James Corden left the UK for the US to work on The Late Show.

Since then, we’ve had to collectively deal with the impact of the Tory government, Brexit and Covid-19.But throughout, there was that slight beacon of hope and that was the gaping, fat hole left by the comedy equivalent of prostate cancer; James Corden.

The waddling turd in a three piece suit wasn’t here, on our soil and acting like the gargantuan twat that he is. But now he’s leaving The Late Show and is returning to our British pastures. So I beg you, if you do one thing today, please, I implore you to sign this petition.

If he really has to return to the UK, can we stick him on some little uninhabited island off the coast of Scotland?There’s just not enough cringe in this small country for him to induce.

So let’s try and keep in him in the States? Or send him to Ukraine so he can learn what it’s like to be a real man.

I mean, he's not wrong. James Corden is an irritating smug bastard. It doesn't help that he's supposedly a massive cunt offscreen too, according to his ex work colleagues. While I probably sign the petition because I'm not willing to put that much effort in. it's pretty funny knowing that James Corden will probably see this and realise how disliked he is.

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