A mountain of troubles

[SuperPhilCool]

I tell you what I reckon owning a mountain would be a damm good thing to own. It's a shame we can't own a bit of Mother Nature. Oh wait yes you can if you have a status of Earl. That's right this man:



owns one in the Lake District and is now wanting to sell it off to pay a tax bill.

Would you like to buy it? It's only being sold for the small fee of £1.75m. Let's have a look at what you get for this offer:



along with getting your own coat of arms if you so wish:



For people who have always wanted their very own mountain where you can do whatever you want with it.

If I were to own it, I would have a multitude of events going on maybe set up a disco, start a party, get some deckchairs out and admire the view. You can do anything up there.

[StrumSolo]

Tempting, but I've already blown my rough terrain pleasure budget for this month.

And by rough terrain pleasure budget, I of course mean paying for sex with your mum.

[Clitterbug]

I seen this Toff on the news the other day crying about being left with £10 million death duties for his owld feller who died in 2002, my heart bleeds for him, hes having to sell part of his garden!
He seems to think some Russian oligarch or Chinese restraunt owner will come along and buy it, WHY?? wtf are they going to do with it?? they'll never get permissin to build on it or develop it, it will still have public rights of way running over it, i mean its not as if it can be fenced off and be used by the likes of Abramovich or Ken Hom as a little piece of home!
Whats the point?

[SuperPhilCool]

Tempting, but I've already blown my rough terrain pleasure budget for this month.

And by rough terrain pleasure budget, I of course mean paying for sex with your mum.

WA- No, I refuse to see anything now on the matter. Rude!

[jinxonlineentert]

Can i post on the Rampant TV Forum and conjure up some points and then buy the Mountain with my awesome, collected points? I CAN'T? Okay i'll just call up some slut instead...