A local radio station keeps getting hijacked by a song about wanking

[StrumSolo]

Troubling times for Mansfield 103.2, whose signal has been overpowered eight times in the last month by some joker with a transmitter.  On each of these occasions, listeners presumably hoping to enjoy the latest chart hits have instead been confronted with a recording of Ivor Biggun's The Winker's Song, a 1978 ode to masturbation.


Probably best we familiarise ourselves with the offending material at this point.







It is, of course, no laughing matter and Ofcom are mercifully on the case.  If caught, the person responsible could be looking at a two year prison stretch and an unlimited fine.  That ought to wipe the smile off their mischevious, sexually deviant face...

[FantasticMR]

He'll be handcuffed and when asked if he has anything to say it will be written down and used as evidence he'll reply, "It was worth it." in a gruff voice.

[madpolac683]

LMAO!! :P :D :P
I will openly admit that I enjoy rubbing one out. Eight out of ten times I cum like a fire hose on full force. :D :D

[gymaddict69]

Madpolac683..fair play to you sir. As for the song , asides from the cat playing the banjo on the accompanying vid which made me laugh, to be fair the song is far better than most of the drivel on regular radio stations nowadays. Now weve just got to get it to the coverted christmas number 1 slot lol.

[madpolac683]

Indeed! Especially better than the shit that they class as music today!!

The music today has no depth, is very repetitive and most are shitty rehashes.

But all we can do is sit back and grit our teeth.

[gymaddict69]

Oh, dont even get me started madpolac683. (standard keep the masses happy bit) granted we all have different tastes in music and the world would be a boring place if we..nadda, nadda..everyone knows how the rest of this speech plays out. I swear if i have to spend one more day listening to the fucking generic shit on heart being forced down my throat at work, shits gonna get real. Sheeran, Beiber, Stormzy, Rag and bone fella just some recent examples..cant abide or stand the shit. Cant recall the last time i actually, on hearing a generic chart tune, i thought to myself ' actually like that'. Consider myself i bit of a non conformist on the music front. Mostly a fan of rock and metal, some more obscure dancy tracks, big fan of the 80's and the 80's inspired sound. Currently on a bit of a metal voyage of discovery, listening to as many rock/metal bands as possible, getting a feel for their styings and if that lightbulb triggers, tracking down all they have done. Have come across some absolute belters like that.