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A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village

• A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village

• A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village

  ReedeFox > 16/10/2019, 11:55

  I’ve often walked around town on a Sunday morning and seen the streets littered with all kinds of shit from the night before - vomit, empty cans and even the odd pair of pants. However, I’ve never we seen an entire bag of sex toys laying discarded on the roadside like the sorry sight in Somerset. Right, speak up! Who’s lost their bag of dildos?! I know they belong to one of you filthy fuckers.
  
   
  
  A dude named Richard Lees spotted the ripped bag of dildos just outside Natwest in Bridgwater, Somerset. The paper bag had clearly split open due to the sheer weight of all those dildos, which probably caused the owner a bit of embarrassment, giving them no option than to dump them and run. What a shame, dildos are well expensive.
  
   
  
  Apparently there was at least ten different styles of vibrator & dildo in the collection, so some poor fucker will definitely have to go manual on wanking this week. Lees did post a pic of the dildos in a Facebook group called The Bridgwater Bullet in the hopes of finding the owner but unsurprisingly, no one claimed them. Funny that! Fuck’it, I’ll take em!

• RE: A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village

  mark.s.. > 16/10/2019, 14:17

  ok, I confess. they're mine. but where is my 10 inch black vibrator?

• RE: A huge bag of dildos has been found in small Somerset village

  parkaner > 16/10/2019, 15:07

  Dumping a big bag of dildos down a drain, sounds like a metaphor for a general election, are the Russians behind this?
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