A 4ft cuddly penis has just sold out all over the country!

A 4ft cuddly penis has just sold out all over the country!
A 4ft cuddly penis has just sold out all over the country!

ReedeFox > 09/10/2019, 10:00

Back in the days when I was an inexperienced youngster and curious about sex I used to fuck my teddy bears by grinding up on them. I once even tied a carrot to a giant bear and banged it in a rather haphazard and disturbing kinda way. However, I've come a long way since then - I no longer shag stuffed animals but if I was going to, it would definitely be this 4ft tall cuddly penis!

The cuddly smiley dong comes courtesy of Firefox and is known as Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow. It comes with some cute googly eyes and a mouth and looks way more inviting that a regular dick. Plus it will only set you back £39.99.

Even though Jumbo Pierre is probably one of those items that will mainly be bought for the novelty factor for hen parties and such, I reckon there will still be plenty of lonely singles who will be putting this on their Christmas list. I mean just look at his little face - he looks so friendly.

Jumbo Pierre is currently sold out on Firefox but there will be a new batch coming in soon. Who fancies buying me one?!
RE: A 4ft cuddly penis has just sold out all over the country!

FantasticMR > 09/10/2019, 10:40

4 inch cuddly penis still available, PM for details.
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mark.s.. > 09/10/2019, 12:39

I know it's always soft, but can it smile? I jealous
RE: A 4ft cuddly penis has just sold out all over the country!

parkaner > 09/10/2019, 14:23

Is that a little tear coming out of its eye?
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