If there's one thing I don't want to see my Nan doing, it's playing with a cock. However, Haley Goulty thought it would be funny as fuck to gift her nan a jizzing penis cake for her 90th birthday.


 
Great-great-granny Jean Astley was left squealing with laughter after she was urged to tickle the tip of the penis cake, before being covered by splooge cream. Here's what granddaughter Haley had to say about it:
 

Quote:My Nan wasn’t expecting it at all. You could see the shock in her face. She may be 90 but she’s still young at heart. For a 90-year-old she’s got a very good sense of humour, and she swears like a trooper. When she was waiting for a cake she knew we had a surprise, and she just went “ooh is it a male stripper?” It’s lovely to see her like that because she doesn’t really get out much anymore.

 
Check out the video of Jean tickling the penis tip:


Seeing her wipe the jizz on the table cloth was the highlight for me. Good on her for taking it in good humour. Although the family should've clubbed together and bought her a male escort for the night.