I often love watching old dudes shagging 25-year-old hotties in porn but I couldn’t actually imagine banging some grey old crusty in real life. However, 30-year-old Kyle loves nothing more than getting a fateful of saggy old minge.  



I’ve done an article about Kyle’s love for the elderly a few months back but he’s been at it again - this time with his 80-year-old girlfriend, Shirley Andrews, who lives in sheltered accommodation. Shirley ain’t your average oldie, and refers to herself as the ‘gangbang queen.’ In fact she’s even got ‘gangbang queen’ tattooed around her nipple. Go on Shirley!!!



In addition to knitting and crochet, Shirley claims to have shagged over 1,000 dudes, some of which as young as 19. She also loves to make, and star in amateur adult films, and boasts that her biggest role to date was getting banged by 15 younger men. Damn!!!!! Check out the video below. Ignore the bit that says it's been removed. Facebook are being assholes. Just click the link!

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=458603528100162

Kyle says he met Shirley on the internet and like to make sweet love to her but sadly he doesn’t get to see her as often as he likes as the pair live 2,000 miles apart. However, when they do see each other, they make it count by doing fun things like shagging in the woods. Aww, so romantic! Although tbf, you can’t fault Shirley’s insatiable sexual appetite. It’s probably the only thing keeping her going at the ripe old age of 80!

She's gotten that tattoo in error. Briss is the one and only undisputed gang bang queen. Many have tried to de-throne him, all have failed.

Well he's got a strong contender! I just can't stop staring at her bright red nips. It's burning my eyes!