So according to the BBC I am the 77,754,577,071st person to have been born since history began, and when I was born there was 3,647,836,430st other individuals already here messing up gods fabulous creation.

The BBC also reckons my life expectancy is 77.4 years.

So it looks as though I will be around for quite awhile. Lord Briss is here for keeps you miserable bunch of suckers !

If you want the BBC to tell you how long you have got left, click here :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515

Now fMR, dVious et al, please dont break the site. It clearly states no mashuganas or gaylords, and as you fit into both categories I would be mighty carefull if I was you.

Clitterbug - it probably wont work for you either as you is clearly a "special case".


Now obviously no thread is complete without pictures, so here is a picture of the bastard love child of dVious and fMR. I did warn them to be careful.......

Just had a go, according to auntie Beebs calculations I was here for the big bang! and will be for all eternity! coz don't you now life is just a circle and we are all one on gods good earth, amen!

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By the way the dvious/fmr hybrid looks like our dog shaved! dos it want a shag for Saturday night? our dogs got an itchy arse!

We only created that abomination to make sure that you don't get your full 77 years Briss. Your days are numbered.

So then do the proud parents wanna breed their bastard pig with our Mollie? we could enter the pups/piglets into Crufts, if they don't win anything take them round to Dewhursts for sausages!