So according to the BBC I am the 77,754,577,071st person to have been born since history began, and when I was born there was 3,647,836,430st other individuals already here messing up gods fabulous creation.
The BBC also reckons my life expectancy is 77.4 years.
So it looks as though I will be around for quite awhile. Lord Briss is here for keeps you miserable bunch of suckers !
If you want the BBC to tell you how long you have got left, click here :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515
Now fMR, dVious et al, please dont break the site. It clearly states no mashuganas or gaylords, and as you fit into both categories I would be mighty carefull if I was you.
Clitterbug - it probably wont work for you either as you is clearly a "special case".
Now obviously no thread is complete without pictures, so here is a picture of the bastard love child of dVious and fMR. I did warn them to be careful.......