I’m not entirely sure how far is “too far” when it comes to themed tattoos, but I’d definitely this old bird is there!

 

62-year-old Viv Bodycote’s love of Jose Mourinho goes way beyond the normal affection for a celeb as she’s gone and slapped 38 tattoos of his mug all over her body. 

 

The granny from Hinckley, Leicestershire has spent £2000 on her tattoos over 3 years, having had her first one done in 2017 when he arrived at Old Trafford. Here’s what the nutty old bat had to say: 
 

Quote:Jose’s good-looking, he’s smart and I love what he’s achieved as a manager. He absolutely melts me.Watching him manage and coach a team is very sexy. And I bet he smells nice too!I would love to meet Jose.I would dress extremely smart, and I’d tell him how honoured I was to meet him, that I’ve followed him through good times and bad, and I have a lot of respect for what he’s achieved.

 
You bet he smells nice? That’s an odd thing to say!!!! I wonder if she smacks her dusty old fanny off to pics of Jose Mourinho whole thinking of his sweaty armpits. 

 

Someone needs to keep a watchful eye on Jose Mourinho because I don’t trust that this bird isn’t going to turn up at his house with a strap-on and a flick knife. Bitch looks batshit!

Jose reacts.

Jose dressed as the Queen Mum is a personal fave.

Silly cunt.