There seems to be a hell of a lot of dick slicing & dicing going on this week. First there was the mistress who lopped off her lovers knob with garden sheers after he showed their sex tape to his mates and now this old bird, who tied up her husband and castrated him.
Police were called to the house in Newport, North Carolina yesterday after 56-year-old Victoria Fabutt tied up her husband James and cut off his cock. There’s no details yet about why she did it but friends and family reckon it might have something to do with the fact she was treated like dirt for years. Here’s what Major James Wank (HAHA) had to say about it all:
Quote:Deputies were able to recover the body part and it was immediately put on ice and transported to medical personnel. I don’t want to comment on Mr Frabutt’s status right now though but we’re hoping it can be reattached.Victoria Frabutt has been charged with malicious castration and kidnapping and is being held under a $100,000 bond.
Cheers for that Mr Wank! I love a dodgy name. I went to school with a girl named cameljit and she went through her school years being called camelshit. Not very creative but we found it hilarious. Let’s hope the poor old dude gets his widge reattached.