A fat fucker from Florida found a rather nifty way of transporting meth so that he didn’t get caught by the cops. Turns out he just shoved his stash into his massive crevice of a belly button. Tbf, it’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard!


 
41-year-old Martin Skelly, was arrested after he showed up at McDonald’s with a drug-filled needle. Eww, to a restaurant, dude?? On the way to the station police asked him if he had any other drugs on him, to which he responded ‘no.’ The knobhead should’ve just fessed up because after a thorough search, police found a bag of meth “wedged deep within the belly button cavity” and now he faces extra charges. Here’s what Skelly had to say: 
 

Quote:I was just being dumb and not thinking.

 

 
Err yeah dude, I’d say so! It’s the cops I feel sorry for - imagine having to strip search a  380lbs man. Grim. Skelly was probably counting on police being too disgusted to search him. Boy did that backfire!

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