Who doesn’t love a nice peaceful trip to the toilet. For many it’s a little bit of escapism away from kids, stresses and nagging, a place you can just sit and scroll through TikTok without having to answer to anybody. However, some people have turned it into a their personal wank room, with 1 in 10 admitting to masturbating whilst taking a dump. 


 
According to studies, the average person will dump more than 11,000 kilograms of plop in their lifetime, which equates 92 days just sitting on the toilet. With all that time and privacy, some people have taken to wanking whilst on the throne. I mean do what you gotta do but I wouldn’t have thought pooing and wanking go together.


 
Out of all the people surveyed, 42% use social media while shitting, 40.3% play games, 33.6% watch Netflix or Prime, 30.5% browse newsfeeds and 21.6% online shop. However, 11% end up having a wank, which is a fairly high percentage. Statistically, that means I’ve dated at least one dude who has wanked while taking a dump. Here’s hoping it’s not the current one!

Have dated?

Sorry what?

I thought it was obligatory ?