Yer da hopes someone will get him this Bukkake Buckaroo game for Christmas

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I suppose once you're at the point where you've made a game that literally involves wanking off a plastic dick until it explodes on your face, then there's little point in being coy about in the marketing text.

But even so, these bullet points!

• The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face
  
• Basically jizz roulette
  
• Not actual semen, thank goodness
  
• Fill the balls with your substance of choice
  
• Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector
  

And the full product description.
 

We’re not going to beat around the cock bush: this is a game that involves wanking a big plastic dick to completion. 

Set-up is simple and fast. Load the capacious cum-containers with whatever you want to spatter the lucky loser with. Spin the dial on the left ball to find out how many pumps you’ve got until touchdown. Do the same with the dial on the right ball to find out where you have to aim it, then pump away! 

It’s basically raunchy Buckaroo, but instead of having loads of annoying plastic accessories to pick up off the floor, you just have to get stuck into a packet of wet wipes. 

While no alcohol is necessary to have a ton of cheeky fun with Jizz: The Game, you can quadruple the banter by turning it into a drinking game. Take a shot every time your slutty mate takes a load to the face. Hilarious! 

Or switch up your substance of choice for even more wacky ejaculation! Pour in glittery gin for a bougie blowjob, orange squash for a kinky sprinkle, or add flour and egg for the ultimate bu-cakey experience. 

It’s a bit naughty, but you can handle it. Cum on, don’t be a wanker, it’s only some jizz!

IAMSHOOK!

Jizz The Game can be yours for just £19.99 at firebox.com



Anyone else reckon that model looks a bit like Kirstie Allsopp?

Bank!