Learn to speak like Clitterbug

[Hilary Briss]

Aye aye Scotty lad worra u doowin reedn ar'eccho, if yer wan enee lessins in eliqueshin jus giz a shout lad an arl lirn yer! Dont be waystn yer muny on an echo its mostly jus fucckn advirts fer TJ Hugh's, an if yer not kirfil yer cud opin the pagis n see tha big moon faced trowzer bandit Pete fucckn Price! telln yerall abar the miner celebritees ees met dis week in sum fucckn club in town, name dropin cunt.

Anaz fer yu Bristols, yu woudnt kno worra chip waz never mind a chip rapper! get down ter ancoats an spark yer fucckn cloggz wid yer mate Bickis! pir of prix!!!

Quite.