Chillblane > 11/10/2011, 02:28
raylovschicks > 11/10/2011, 02:36
(11/10/2011, 02:28)Chillblane Wrote: Simple premise, pick a film you loath and tell us all why it & or the person who made it should be destroyed/shot/stabbed/burned (pick one, I don't care which you choose but do choose an option)mine is JAWS 3 just so shit had to watch it twice to really see how shit it was,,,i would choose 1 of your options but i feel guilty,,cos i watched it lol
I'm going to have to say Battlefield Earth which may not be a surprise to anyone unfortunate enough to have seen it, and I will apologise to humiliateme in advance for mentioning it again.
Possibly the lamest Sci-Fi action film ever made with bad special effects and terrible acting.
The cast could have been a lot better and so could the script.
The massive plot holes are massively unforgivable and it seems to go on forever, my ass certainly thought so at the time.
Apparently it's based on a book that John Travolta really likes and he did this to it, I'd hate to see what he does to something he doesn't like.
Follow the link below for a list of people who need stabbing for this turkey.
Avoid this at all costs and don't blame me if you decide you want to know what I'm talking about here, you have been warned!!!
jesslloydfan > 11/10/2011, 02:59
Chillblane > 11/10/2011, 03:30
(11/10/2011, 02:59)jesslloydfan Wrote: That would be a tie between alone in the dark and blair witch project,
alone in the dark because it's just terrible in every single way uwe boll is without doubt the worst director in history,
and blair witch project is so dull and annoying, it's just a few idiots running round the woods filming every single boring thing they do, absolutely nothing happens in that film.
But since i have to pick one, alone in the dark,
and uwe boll needs to be destroyed, anything to stop him making more films.
chrisman > 11/10/2011, 10:13
FantasticMR > 11/10/2011, 11:13
Chillblane > 11/10/2011, 12:57
(11/10/2011, 11:13)FantasticMR Wrote: I really have to go with a movie called The Task. It was set as a reality TV horror, with a bunch of English actors who couldn't do American accents for crap, so why they didn't just hire Americans, I don't know. Literally half the movie is seeing each teen walk through a corridor scared of their own shadow before they get to a task that is reminiscent of something out of saw minus and imagination or fear element. The movie proposes to have a several twists and turns, each as ill thought out as the other. I wouldn't like to kill or main or even sodomise the director, just make him watch his own film back just once. He would be weeping on the floor screaming why in no time.
Chillblane > 12/10/2011, 17:57
jesslloydfan > 12/10/2011, 20:21
braveheart.1965 > 12/10/2011, 21:07
(11/10/2011, 02:28)Chillblane Wrote: Simple premise, pick a film you loath and tell us all why it & or the person who made it should be destroyed/shot/stabbed/burned (pick one, I don't care which you choose but do choose an option)
I'm going to have to say Battlefield Earth which may not be a surprise to anyone unfortunate enough to have seen it, and I will apologise to humiliateme in advance for mentioning it again.
Possibly the lamest Sci-Fi action film ever made with bad special effects and terrible acting.
The cast could have been a lot better and so could the script.
The massive plot holes are massively unforgivable and it seems to go on forever, my ass certainly thought so at the time.
Apparently it's based on a book that John Travolta really likes and he did this to it, I'd hate to see what he does to something he doesn't like.
Follow the link below for a list of people who need stabbing for this turkey.
Avoid this at all costs and don't blame me if you decide you want to know what I'm talking about here, you have been warned!!!