TRANSFER NEWS & GOSSIP: Friday 16th August
StrumSolo > 16/08/2013, 12:06
Mesut Ozil, Will.i.an, any midfielder with Champions League experience basically, Man Utd want you! Are you interested in this exciting opportunity? A recent managerial restructuring makes this the perfect time to join this vibrant and dynamic organisation. CVs to dmoyes@manutd.com please, and include ‘URGENT’ in the title. Many thanks.
If they haven’t signed him by August 26th, Chelsea will sack off their attempts to bring Wayne Rooney to Stamford Bridge and sign Samuel Eto’o instead. That still gives us 10 more days to hear about it though, fear not.
Tottenham could make Pablo Osvaldo their latest summer signing. Southampton are keen too, for what it’s worth. Spurs are another side in for Will.i.an, as are Liverpool. Bidding war!
Michael Laudrup has told Arsenal not to waste their time trying to sign Michu. Who’s he to tell them they can’t waste their time not signing people? It’s what they do. That £6m bid for Ashley Williams will need doubling too. And Luiz Gustavo went to Wolfsburg. Excellent.
Darren Bent’s completed his season-long loan move to Fulham, and Esteban Granero has fucked off the Championship and returned to Spain. Real Sociedad will have him for a season too.