Dude gets kicked off flight for wearing women’s knickers as face mask

[ReedeFox]

Adam Jenne was kicked off a United Airlines flight after he was caught using a pair of women’s undies as a face mask. Apparently it wasn’t just because he wanted to sniff his wife’s minge during his flight but to illustrate the “absurdity” of having to wear a mask on a plane until it reaches cruising altitude: 
 

There’s nothing more absurd than having to wear a mask until I get to cruising altitude so that I can order Tito’s by the double and snack on pretzels, and illustrating that absurdity by wearing women’s underwear on my face sounds perfect.

I mean you can’t argue with his logic tbf. Unfortunately the jokes on him because he’s now been banned from United Airlines flights after already being removed from a Delta Airlines flight for doing the same thing. Oops.