DUDE DOWNS 2 LITRES OF JACK AND INTANTLY REGRETS IT

[ReedeFox]

Ernest Acosta, the absolute tool behind this video thought it would be a good idea to drink 2 litres of Jack Daniels...and I don't mean over the course of an evening. He fucking downed that shit in 55 seconds!

Ernest enlisted the help of his girlfriend, who I guess was meant to be the eye candy (yikes), to help him stand up once he completed his challenge. things didn't quite go to plan as Ernest started feeling pretty bloody awful as soon as he finished the 2 litre bottle. To put into perspective - 2 litres is half a gallon, the same as a big bottle of milk and if I drank that same amount of milk I guarantee you I would be spewing my guts up.



With Ernest being the giant showy douche he is, he figured 2 litres of Jack just wasn't enough, so proceeds to throw a mini bottle of Fireball whisky down the hatch for good measure. I'm sure you can all guess how this story ends; with Ernest stumbling to the toilet throwing his guts up.



Surely there needs to be some sort of government sterilization plan for people like this?!? Natural selection just isn't doing it's job!

[Clitterbug]

 if I drank that same amount of milk I guarantee you I would be spewing my guts up.

I can help you there dear lady, i can hold your hair away from the flow with one hand and cover your ample knockers {well at least part of one of them} with the other.
I can be quite the David Niven when i wanna be, a real sufistikirted northener.

[ReedeFox]

HAHAHA, ample knockers. Brilliant! That's mighty chivalrous of you my dear, thank you kindly.

[Clitterbug]

Why dont mention it my dear girl, where ever there be a Princess puking a Tequila/Stella & Kebab broth, there will be Sir Clit of Amplenok and his trusty side kick Pusspuss to hold back the bouffant, cover the knorks and mop up the mascara running down said ladies cheeks!